*RXI gets up walks to the bathroom, picks up the cat, and starts to shave with a piece of toilet paper(un-used) using the cat as a mirror. Then RXI goes back to bed*
SNORE!!!!!!!
*RXI wakes up in the morning with a spliting headache and hundreds of paper cuts on his face, yet none of them near his beard.*
"What the frick'n, Hand Maiden's, Skiny, Ronched up, Hard Hearing, Dress-wearing Devil happened!!!"
*RXI then falls over from blood loss... and farts*
Prince RXI, Snore snore snore snore? (Translation= "Alright, who let one?) Snore!!!!!!!!!!!!! (translation= DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!