Looking for a CARD!

[Killer Joe]

I need a card that says something like: all players, instead of damage put that many cards from the top of your library into your graveyard. I want it to go with this card:
Mesmeric Orb
But not as a combo, per se, just as another annoying card in my new Seinfeld Deck. I have gaea's blessings in the deck so I'm not worried about getting decked.
This for my MML game play.

 

[Spiderman]

It sounds like Mindcrank is the closest thing to what you're looking for.

 

[Killer Joe]

Dang, I was hoping for all players....

 

[rokapoke]

I think it looks like Mindcrank is exactly what you're looking for... it doesn't replace the damage dealt, but it works for each opponent (not target opponent -- AN opponent).

 

[Killer Joe]

Yeah, I was kinda hopin that I could free up some card slots so I wouldn't have to worry about preventing damage because my library & graveyard can cycle via Gaea's blessing. Mindcrank is a good card, in general, for this deck.

Thanks!