Let's check your IQ

N

NeuroDeus

Guest
Question 1 :

How do you put a giraffe inside a fridge?

The answer must be exact for you to get a point!
 
R

Rando

Guest
First, you get a chainsaw, a wood chipper and some Tuperware...
 
R

Rando

Guest
...then you get an apron, some rubber gloves and a good pair of goggles...
 
N

NeuroDeus

Guest
Gimme a chance Daggertooth, the Elephant is still outside the fridge...

anyone got a good answer?
 
R

Rando

Guest
You can't deny that my way will work.

Next, get some buckets, lots of 'em...
 
E

ErinPuff

Guest
Open the door and shove him inside. It'd better be a big refrigerator, though.. or a small giraffe.
 
S

sageridder

Guest
Give william perry some bbq sauce,get him into the zoo at night and it's pretty much a done deal.
 
N

NeuroDeus

Guest
Ok Answer :

Open the fridge, and put the giraffe inside...

Question 2.

How do you put an elephant inside the fridge?
 
T

TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
There are a few ways that you can do this:

1) Get a very, very, big refrigerator
2) Get a dwarf baby giraffe
3) Cut the giraffe into tiny pieces and put the pieces in the fridge
4) Get a shrink ray and shrink the giraffe
5) Get an enlarger ray and enlarge the refrigerator

That's all that I can think of now. Rando' way also works.
 
E

ErinPuff

Guest
Take the giraffe out, and put the elephant inside. You need a *really* big fridge for this. Or a really small elephant.
 
T

TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
note: I started answering question 1 before the answer for number 1 was posted.

The answer for question 2:
Open the elephant, and put the fridge inside...
 
N

NeuroDeus

Guest
No, Turd Cutter, you are missing something very crucial...
 
A

Apollo

Guest
Bring in the hippo, who sits on the elephant, smashing him into a very small ball. Then, open the refrigerator door and let the hippo eat everything inside. Then, jump on the hippo and ride the majestic creature off into the sunset.
 
T

TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
I wasn't done answering!

...then, open up the elephant and get inside...
 
M

MrXarvox

Guest
Throw sand at elephant and wave hand lightly toward fridge.

If elephant does not enter fridge in many pieces, call customer service at 1-(800)-ELEFINT.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Answer 1: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, shut the fridge.

Answer 2: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, shut the fridge.

Answer 3:The elephant. He's still in the fridge.

Answer 4:Swims across. All the alligators are at the convention.



HA!!!!!!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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