I now have the ultimate quote!

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

And people won't forget that monster of a sig.

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Hey, I just figured out I can post without the sig!

 

[dw51688]

That is cool and all but it takes up like the entire page.

 

[Ed Sullivan]

I guess I should have seen this comeing. But ever since the ASCII art fad started I've been trying to make the best one ever. I guess I kind of over did it.

You could say that. I have to ask: didn't you see the thread(s) about people's sigs being too big ... and those were only 10 liners! This one is 34 lines and takes up a full screen at 1024x768.

Well at least I don't post that much. But beofer you tell me to change it and make it smaller, I would like to see you make something that big and syncronized then just destroy it.

Yeah, I've done it. It's basically akin to a lego set - put it together, awe, rip it apart

It's alot harder then you would think. I all ready had to make the wings shorter(didn't fit on the page...) And some people have sigs as long as that.

Show me another 34 line sig.

Damn it, I don't know what to do.

From a webmaster view (which is what matters now), take it down. It's useless and exceeds good taste of netiquette.

Imagine if you got a one line letter, with a 3-page signiture. "So what? Just skip it." Oh, I forgot to mention you're paying $.01/letter. The body is 35 characters, and the sig is 4500.

Although glorified, that's basically what we're talking about now.

From a random browser's POV, it DOES look like a dragon and a really like it.

 

[Duel]

I concur. I kept my ACSII guy small, and my quotes to 2 lines for that reason. I don't want to need to search through the sigs to get to what you are saying...

 

[Hawaiian mage]

I'm only going to use the sig occasionally. Only when I'm feeling really mighty

And there was that guy that put up a song for a sig, that was longer then mine.

 

[Spiderman]

... although I think he was trying to make a point about long sigs.

 

[Ed Sullivan]

That wasn't a sig - just made to look like one. And prove the exact point I'm making here.

 

[Multani]

Ed: I know exactly what you mean. I've done the same thing before.

Hawiaiian Mage: Look. Ed has a point. There is no point in making a sig that takes up an entire page. The only thing your doing is wasting bandwith and annoying Ed.

 

[Hawaiian mage]

I'm almost never useing it! So in a way I'm actually saveing band width... never mind.

 

[Hawaiian mage]

Heh heh. I changed my quote so now these messages don't make sense. heh heh...