J
Jake74
Guest
Let the abuse begin... 
A
Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
its no fun if you're asking for it
J
Jake74
Guest
That's what I was hoping for...
G
Gerode
Guest
Welcome to the crazy CPA! Be prepared to have a rather boring intro thread, because it's pointless to beat up and destroy something that wants to be.
*Gerode does nothing to Jake74.
*Gerode does nothing to Jake74.
D
DÛke
Guest
...Jake...
You haven't been introduced to the CPA until you have been introduced to...
...some of the more psychotic CPA members.
You know, not many follow this advice, but if you do, you'll have a happy life...surely sometimes you'll feel out of place, and you'll see that life can't contain you anymore...
...the bad news: it happens to everyone...there's no escape...
...the good news: everyone can deal with it easily...all you have to do is simply...
...Vogue...
You haven't been introduced to the CPA until you have been introduced to...
...some of the more psychotic CPA members.
You know, not many follow this advice, but if you do, you'll have a happy life...surely sometimes you'll feel out of place, and you'll see that life can't contain you anymore...
...the bad news: it happens to everyone...there's no escape...
...the good news: everyone can deal with it easily...all you have to do is simply...
...Vogue...
M
maraud234
Guest
*Maraud rushes in to beat Jake74 on the head with a metal chair*
Wait! He wants to be hurt? What's the fun in that?
*Maraud hits himself in the head with the metal chair*
"......"
Wait! He wants to be hurt? What's the fun in that?
*Maraud hits himself in the head with the metal chair*
"......"
J
Jake74
Guest
Um, i like pain, but don't hurt me.... Wait that's not right.
Hurt me because I don't like it... No...
Beat me like a red-headed step child!!!
(or not)
(really, pain sucks)
Hurt me because I don't like it... No...
Beat me like a red-headed step child!!!
(or not)
(really, pain sucks)
M
maraud234
Guest
Huh? what? I don't know! What do I do, I'm confused.
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DÛke
Guest
...you sound like you could be one of my friends...
I am, too, impervious to pain! Ask some of the older CPA members, they'll tell you. Some even think I'm a sadist or something...
...I even think pain is pleasure...yes, it sounds like pure sadism...I know...
...but am I a sadist?
I am, too, impervious to pain! Ask some of the older CPA members, they'll tell you. Some even think I'm a sadist or something...
...I even think pain is pleasure...yes, it sounds like pure sadism...I know...
...but am I a sadist?
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Gerode
Guest
This newcomer is good. He knows how to confuse and neutralize an army of psychos.
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Dementia
Guest
Damn!
Ok then lets just have a drink together......
*Cheers*.....
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
That drink cntained varius pain numbing drugs
(Dementia beats Jake74 with his steel chair for a while, but he dn't feel a thing)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Welcme
Dementia
CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
Ok then lets just have a drink together......
*Cheers*.....
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
That drink c
ntained varius pain numbing drugs(Dementia beats Jake74 with his steel chair for a while, but he d
n't feel a thing)MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Welc
meDementia
CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
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Jake74
Guest
I'm not the newest member anymore now...
Dementia, what did the chairs ever do to you?? I should form a chair-fight back coalition.
Dementia, what did the chairs ever do to you?? I should form a chair-fight back coalition.
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Nifallor Ruler of Kairon
Guest
Better late then never.
:: takes 3 chairs and starts juggling with them ::
Yeah baby yeah!
:: Takes 4 chairs ::
This should work
:: juggles ::
This is hard
:: drops 1 chair and looks around ::
Pfeww, nobody saw.
:: goes on with 3 chairs ::
I'm tha besttttt!!
:: takes 3 chairs and starts juggling with them ::
Yeah baby yeah!
:: Takes 4 chairs ::
This should work
:: juggles ::
This is hard
:: drops 1 chair and looks around ::
Pfeww, nobody saw.
:: goes on with 3 chairs ::
I'm tha besttttt!!
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Ephrils
Guest
Hello there Jaky!!
I got beaten by a chair when I joined! I think we'll be using something a big harder this time, like staircases!
I got beaten by a chair when I joined!
I think we'll be using something a big harder this time, like staircases!
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Thallid Ice Cream Man
Guest
Qelcome!
By the way, you're more active in terms of making cards than most new members. That's a good sign.
By the way, you're more active in terms of making cards than most new members. That's a good sign.
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Jake74
Guest
I was a lurker for about a week, but I decided I was missing all the fun so I signed up... Now I can't get enough!!
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Namielus
Guest
*Scare off Newbie Speech BEGIN
Well welcome to the CRAZY WARD ahahahh!
And from what I can tell the other me is only Zadok so, I can't be sure if Zadok knows about this other guy/if Zadok knows who I am.
I need to sleep now.
You are sleeping but you keep stealing the hands.
Stop it!
Your the one that is asleep!
I'm the one that is awake.
How can you be sure?
Ok if I hit my head against the desk whoever controls the brains will say ouch.
OUCH!!!
Who are you?
Gee man that really hurt don't do that again or I will have to smash your left index finger.
You wouldn't
He has flipped
Oh yea!
OUCH!!!
I can't tupe witj that fimger amy more
Why do you do that?
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!
Who woke me?
Ummm mot me.
I swear it wasn't me it was the other guy.
How could you blame me like that?
Jei tkat frocli,g hirts!
Why did you bend off his middle finger?
Hey that wasn't me!
Hey someone just grabbed the left hand a smash the right, isn't that right hand dominate?
Yea?
I'm not left handed
Neither am I
O', go,,a loll ioi
Well this is for righty!
OUCH!!!!!! yyyoouuuuu smaassshheddd myys hiighheerrrr mootterrr connntrooollll!
I'm gonna go back to sleep now...
I help
-THAWK-
*Scare off Newbie Speech END
Well welcome to the CRAZY WARD ahahahh!
And from what I can tell the other me is only Zadok so, I can't be sure if Zadok knows about this other guy/if Zadok knows who I am.
I need to sleep now.
You are sleeping but you keep stealing the hands.
Stop it!
Your the one that is asleep!
I'm the one that is awake.
How can you be sure?
Ok if I hit my head against the desk whoever controls the brains will say ouch.
OUCH!!!
Who are you?
Gee man that really hurt don't do that again or I will have to smash your left index finger.
You wouldn't
He has flipped
Oh yea!
OUCH!!!
I can't tupe witj that fimger amy more
Why do you do that?
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!
Who woke me?
Ummm mot me.
I swear it wasn't me it was the other guy.
How could you blame me like that?
Jei tkat frocli,g hirts!
Why did you bend off his middle finger?
Hey that wasn't me!
Hey someone just grabbed the left hand a smash the right, isn't that right hand dominate?
Yea?
I'm not left handed
Neither am I
O', go,,a loll ioi
Well this is for righty!
OUCH!!!!!! yyyoouuuuu smaassshheddd myys hiighheerrrr mootterrr connntrooollll!
I'm gonna go back to sleep now...
I help
-THAWK-
*Scare off Newbie Speech END
T
TURD CUTTER!!!
Guest
...about whether he should give his normal welcoming to the newbie
Just because he wants it, does that mean that he should be exempt from it. And maybe he's lying just so he can get out of the initiation. Why is this newbie so much more special than all the other newbies?
*TURD CUTTER!!!'s brain blows up from thinking so much*
Welcome!
Just because he wants it, does that mean that he should be exempt from it. And maybe he's lying just so he can get out of the initiation. Why is this newbie so much more special than all the other newbies?
*TURD CUTTER!!!'s brain blows up from thinking so much*
Welcome!
Welcome!!!!!
Okay, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Men's Nudist Colony. Also, here's your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.
Enjoy!
Ransac, cpa trash man
Okay, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Men's Nudist Colony. Also, here's your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.
Enjoy!
Ransac, cpa trash man