Hey Rokapoke!

[turgy22]

How about them bears!

Hahahahahahaha!

I don't know why Lauren wouldn't post that on Facebook for me. I guess she finds my sense of humor unbearable.

For those out of the loop, Rokapoke's got a bear cub poking around his backyard. After coming up with the perfect comment, I had to share it somewhere and sending an email just seemed too old fashioned. Thanks for bearing with me.



Oh yeah, also, what are you going to do about it? You should probably call wildlife management or parks services before it does some damage.

 

[rokapoke]

Okay, okay, yeah, it was pretty crazy. But I have two corrections:

1. It was not in our backyard at home; we were on vacation with my parents and were at the house they were renting in the mountains of West Virginia.
2. It wasn't actually a cub. My dad and I spotted a family of three the next day, and this one (see picture) was much closer in size to the Mama bear than the cubs.

Either way, it was pretty crazy.

 

[turgy22]

Oh well that's not so bad. I just saw the picture and received a second-hand explanation about the situation.

West Virginia clearly needs a few of these:

 

[rokapoke]

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax.

 

[turgy22]

That's the homeowner's tax.

 

[Oversoul]

Bear Mountain, come forget your cares.
Where honey is the currency, a mountain full of bears.
Bear Mountain, the mayor's young and bold.
He rules them with an iron fist and a heart of gold.

 

[turgy22]

I should also mention that people in Ohio do some strange things. I was worried rokapoke had gotten involved in something like this.

 

[rokapoke]

I dunno, that guy in the picture looks eerily like Ransac...

 

[turgy22]

I thought Ransac looked more like the bear.

Honestly, I can't even tell them apart.

Quick, someone with Photoshop skills: put some Magic cards on that picnic table!

 

[train]

Where's the Caller of the Claw when you need one?!!!...

And the next time you invite one over to the house you're in Rokapoke - you could at least let them use the front door... ;-)

 

[Ransac]

Honestly, I can't even tell them apart.

So, THAT'S why you say I haunt your dreams at night! You have my headshot side by side with a picture of Spiderman's 1st birthday!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

So, THAT'S why you say I haunt your dreams at night! You have my headshot side by side with a picture of Spiderman's 1st birthday!

Wait, are you the one on the left or the one on the right?

 

[Spiderman]

Man, I just read one of those "odd" newstories about a bear cub who had a plastic bag stuck on its head for 10 days before wildlife management managed to get it off and thought it was this also...

 

[train]

Politics too boring for you nowadays Spidey?!...

 

[Spiderman]

Nah, too... vitrolic.