Grrrr.

[Istanbul]

I am angry at you.
You are all poopy-heads.
I fart on your mothers.
I give your fathers buttermilk enemas.
Do not force me to gnaw on your elbow.
Rrrrr.

Just being a little freaky all ova yo' asses.

 

[superguy]

oh look
another retarded child

 

[arhar]

Are you the same Istanbul from MTGNews.com or you're trying to make people pissed at him?

 

[FoundationOfRancor]

A perfect example of why no one posts anything here.

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Not sure if Istanbul was Istanbul, but almost certain than Istanbul was, once, Constantinople...
I may be wrong....

 

[theorgg]

<font size="2" color="#FF6000">* theorgg puts down moon pie and whips out a fiddle</font>

ISTANBUL WAS CONSTATINOPLE
now it's Istanbul, NOT constatntanople
why'd constantinople get the works?
It's no body's buisness but the turk's!
ISTANBUUUUULLLLL!

 

[Mr_Pestilence]

I may be wrong, but I don't think that's MTGNews' Istanbul. I don't always agree with I, but I think he's above crap like this.

 

[Ed Sullivan]

The whole Istanbul issue I can't comment on, but...
C'mon people, THAT is what this forum is for -- crap that doesn't fit in any other forum (ex. flames). I wouldn't take it personally at all.

-mike

[Edited by Ed Sullivan (03-29-2000 at 03:19 PM).]

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Which is why I responded with fun!
Wheeee....
Besides, if everyone is responding by flaming, then everyone's on-topic!
For once!
Whoo-hoo!!

 

[Istanbul]

Actually, yes, I AM the MTGnews.com Istanbul.

And I just posted it because it was so damned BORING in here. Jesus, don't you people have any vitriol in you at all? Can't you start a decent flamewar?

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I AM FOLLOWING YOU!!!!!!!!

 

[Spiderman]

&lt;checking self over&gt;

Hmm.... nope, no vitriol here.... all out...

 

[Duel]

I can't. I'm perfectly sweet, kind and uncommunicative. Just ask Zadok...


"I'm more mature than you. Nyahh nyahh nyah-nyahh nyahh!"

 

[theorgg]

&lt;pulls up breechcloth and releses a stream of greenish-brown urine twards the capital of the former byzatine empire&gt;


ELLEAHGUHUAAAA~!!!!!!!


And NO. I don't use vitrol.
I don't even smoke.

 

[superguy]

He he