I'm always up for a nice discussion, and having people that have views I don't agree with is something I can often enjoy, so before I start, please don't feel offended that I have some outspoken views on religion (all of 'm, not just yours).
There we go, I know you didn't
say gays are pedophiles, but when you introduced children into your example, that would be the reason that people agree with you, not the fact that they are gay. It is unacceptable for any adult to be in a lockerroom with children. Do you really think it's morally acceptable for a gay man to be in a lockerroom with girls?
The bible itself is not a good historical guide, it is full of errors, contradictions and wrong "facts".
I'll give you some examples:
"Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of this mother..." -- Deuteronomy 27:22
"And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter...it is a wicked thing...." -- Leviticus 20:17
[But what was god's reaction to Abraham, who married his sister -- his father's daughter?] See Genesis 20:11-12
"And God said unto Abraham, As for Sara thy wife...I bless her, and give thee a son also of her..." -- Genesis 17:15-16
How about this one:
"Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy." -- Exodus 20:8
"One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind." -- Romans 14:5
Want something more obvious?
"God is tired and rests" -Ex 31:17
"God is never tired and never rests" -Is 40:28
Does that mean rape is ok cause it's in nature? Well, it's ok in the bible, so I guess so:
(Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)
They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men. All five of the Midianite kings – Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba – died in the battle. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder. They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived. After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.
Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp. But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded. "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.
I doubt many gay couples would be interested in having a church wedding, simply because they do not share your beliefs (again, this is just my assumption, given the views of the church on homosexuality), why would you denie them a civil wedding?
Edit: on a less serious note: