Battle of Randomness #254

[Ransac]

*Ransac Deflections the Terminate back to Causticversoul.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

The lint, now fused into a rather largish mass, became so heavy that Darthferret had no choice but to chunk it at Ransac (much like a lead rabbit!)

 

[Oversoul]

*Causticversoul explodes from the Terminate, causing caustic goo to spray all over Ransac.*

 

[Ransac]

....ew........... caustic goo.

*Ransac gets hit by the flung lint and is knocked out.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul manages to free himself only to be tripped at the last second and dragged around by his tentacles.*

That's it.

*Oversoul casts Extinction, naming schoolgirl.*

 

[Nightstalkers]

*watches as schoolgirl's heads pop and they all die*

...

Umm...

*tosses a small tentacled thing into the middle of the field and runs*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac awakens to find the bodies of dead schoolgirls lying around. Ransac notices the lint that knocked him out and lunges for it.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul regains control of his tentacles.*

Aha!

*Oversoul opens up a portal and pulls out a thousand hammers, then commences to smack around some Nightstalkers.*

 

[Nightstalkers]

*The Nightstalkers unleash one of their most terrifying and horrible creatures.... Fluffy, the eight armed wiffle bat weilding pink bunny....*

 

[Zigathon]

*Zigathon crawls out from under a rock, yawns, and lights a cigarette.
"Oh, its only Fluffy."
Then, Zigathon pulls out a tranquilizer gun.
"Say goodnight, furbag."*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac and Oversoul look on in horror as Fluffy thoroughly maims Zigathon.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul grabs the lint and teleports into Checkers.*

Ransac will never find me here...

 

[Nightstalkers]

*runs off to find a comet*

 

[Ransac]

*After finishing watching Fluffy thoroughly maim Zigathon, Ransac wonders where Oversoul went.*

THAT FIEND!!!!! HE HAS THE LINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ransac RE-LEASHES the first plague of Ransac. Another stampede of Millions of weasels begins to charge.*

GO MY WEASELS!!!!!! SEARCH THIS PLANE FOR THE ONE WITH MY POCKET LINT!!!!!!!!!

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Ha. Ransac doesn't seriously believe it will be this easy. Those weasels can't be too tough...

*Oversoul casts Earthquake for 3.*

 

[Ransac]

*Little does Oversoul know that these are the Weasels of Bogardan, 23/23's. *


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Okay, so these weasels are tougher than I thought. They still won't find me...

*Oversoul opens up a portal in the sky. Tasty snacks rain down all over Ransac.*

 

[Ransac]

*The weasels stop stampeding and sniff the air. All of them turn and stare at the treat-covered Ransac.*

Ah, oink!

*Ransac runs away from the weasels stampeding at him.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret The Evil Sith Weasel Lord, appears on the scene and immediately takes command of the pack of weasels. He directs them back to Oversoul (and then DarthFerret runs over to Ransac to eat the snacks himself!)....

 

[Oversoul]

Well, I'm almost out of tricks. I wonder what this will do...

*Oversoul casts Sinkhole on Checkers.*