Battle of Randomness #254

[Ransac]

Time for another random battle.

*Ransac punches a random pedestrian in the face.*

I SHALL BE THE ONE WHO WINS THE...... the........ crap. We don't have the nothing anymore.

*Ransac pulls some lint out of his pocket.*

Um....... Random battle for my pocket lint?



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret grabs the pocket lint and runs around in circles chanting,

"I got the lint, I got the lint!"

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac pulls out his lead rabbit, slowly walks up to the circle-running DarthFerret, lifts the lead rabbit up high, and......*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul casts Reality Ripple on Darthferret, causing both him and the lint to phase out. Ransac's lead rabbit attack fizzles.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac stares at Oversoul. Oversoul points and laughs at Ransac. His laughing is interrupted by a flung lead rabbit smacking him in the forehead.*

THE LINT IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR DAMNABLENESS!!!!!!!!!

*Ransac begins to cast Time and Tide.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul staggers from the impact of the lead rabbit against his skull.*

Ransac, I do believe you've given me a concussion.

*Oversoul falls to the ground.*

Just kidding.

*Oversoul begins strangling Ransac with his tentacles.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac fails to cast Time and Tide due to massive strangling via tentacles.*

BUT, ha-ha, I have come prepared!

*Ransac knows that tentacles thirst for Cat Food. Ransac pulls a bag of Meow Mix out of his pocket and tosses it away.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

At this moment, DarthFerret phases back in, just in time to summon a hoard of Cat-Warriors, who devour the cat food before it distracts the tentacles, then starts running away with the lint....

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul releases Ransac and ensnares Darthferret with his tentacles.*

And where do you think you're going?

 

[Nightstalkers]

Nightstalker's Mirth!

*Tosses in some japanese schoolgirls and laughs as Oversoul's tentacles become distracted*

 

[Zigathon]

Zigathon arrives... and that's about it.

 

[Oversoul]

*Tentacles incapacitated for the moment, Oversoul activates his trusty Powder Keg, hoping to destroy the schoolgirls.*

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret, narrowly escaping the tentacles, due to the help of the schoolgirls, stands transfixed as one particularly cute school girl catches his attention...

 

[Zigathon]

Zigathon, thinking the Powder Keg contains beer, tries to tap it.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac casts Reality Ripple and Vision Charm (phasing option) on Zigathon and the Powder Keg (respectively).*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zigathon]

*casts Reroute on Reality Ripple targeting Ransac... and draws a card*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac and the Powder Keg phase out. Ransac cusses as the Powder Keg explodes right next to him.*


.....cough.......cough......

*Ransac is covered with soot and waits to phase back in.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Tired of waiting, Oversoul casts Wrath of God.*

 

[Zigathon]

*cries*

 

[Nightstalkers]

*A Nightstalker walks up to Oversoul with a sharpie and renames his spell to Wrath of Beans and skips away as everyone gets a mean case of gas*