Ashlee Simpson = Eminem with a Wig

[Notepad]

Anybody see videos for Eminen/D12 and Ashlee Simpson? I noticed something odd about Simpson's video when I saw it. No, not that she's trying to break into the music industry by riding her sister's fame. Actually...

Ashlee Simpson looks a helluva lot like Eminem when he dresses as a woman.

Need proof?

Watch the D12 video "My Band" and pay attention to where Eminem is walking backstage and two women rush him. They're actually just him with wigs. One is blonde and one is brunette.

Then, watch Ashlee Simpson's "Pieces of Me" video. She's both blonde and brunette in alternate scenes. And whattaya know? She looks just like the Eminem wig women.

Scary.

 

[train]

so were you picturing eminem or ashlee simpson in your dreams?!...

 

[Chaos Turtle]

mmmm...eminem
...
d'oh!

 

[Notepad]

Originally posted by train
so were you picturing eminem or ashlee simpson in your dreams?!...

Neither. It was Jessica, just divorced and on the rebound looking for loving.

 

[train]

and I bet she was singing to you too wasn't she...

 

[Killer Joe]

Ashlee Simpson is just flat-out sexier than Bimbo Jess. Notice I didn't say better looking, just sexier.

 

[Notepad]

She has bigger breasts, it seems. But you didn't say she was prettier...so I guess that means you weigh in chest size over the fact her face looks like a younger Marshal Mathers. *barf!!!*

 

[train]

"looks like..."

They all look the same in the dark...

 

[Killer Joe]

Be wary of what goes BUMP in the night.

 

[train]

 

[Notepad]

Used to think, like everyone else, that Jessica was the bomb. Then I recently saw that video where she's trying to act all homely. At one point she's wearing a shirt that says "Stinky Butt." Yuck...

If she stinks so bad she has to wear a shirt to warn you at a safe distance (big letters to be read from FAR away) then that must be one vile stench.

Somebody needs to send her some toilet paper or something. Maybe her little brother Ash can spare some.

 

[train]

the stink probably has to do with the temperature found at "butt" level...

98 degrees...

 

[Notepad]

Good one! That's messed up, but funny!

 

[Tabasco]

I don't know how he can stand being married to her.....maybe the fact that he can just stare at her tig 'ol bitties without her even knowing is good enough for him. If you have ever seen the show on MTV: Newlyweds, everytime they are in the same room he has his full attention on the twins....I cant say I'd blame him

I think the Ice Breakers- Liquid ice commercial depicts her best.

One time on newlyweds she was eating a Bratwurst and she couldn't even pronounce it correctly....she called it a bra-wursss.

Seriously how hard is it Brat-Wurst.....or if you want that phonetically thats Braht-worst.

 

[Oversoul]

Mmm...

Bratwurst...

What?

 

[Notepad]

How did a thread about denegrating crappy pop musicians turn into a thread about cooked inard meats? Anybody up for a pepperoni pizza?

 

[Oversoul]

With some sausage made from pop musicians...

 

[Tabasco]

I think my post earlier was the turning point.....I was pointing out how stupid jessica is.....she mispronounces things....and should be sent back to preschool.

unless she is really ACTING stupid....why would you act stupid?

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I act stupid all the time. People think it's funny.

The Ice Breakers commercial is funny becaue it's a reference to the famed Chicken-of-the-Sea "Is it chicken or is it tuna?" debate.

 

[Oversoul]

I hadn't even noticed that, I guess I was too young to remember those tuna commercials well enough...

And I don't watch TV regularly, but I do recall some sort of commercial for Icebreakers that was like that...