Pie or cake, you're kidding right, who in their right mind could possibly choose a dry ol' slab of cake over a scumptious, mouth-watering slice of pie (yummmmmmmmmm).
And for those who could, have you ever had some cocoanut-cream pie delight your palate? The soft swirl as your tongue savors this ambrosia, the different textures inviting your taste-buds to coalese into a frothing mass of squirming, heavenly, happy cells.
The only thing better than cocoanut-cream pie is sex, and that's only with an extraordinary partner.
When I die, my tombstone should read: "Mom, thanks for the pie."