A New Kind of Game!!!

[Mooseman]

Scientologists, John and Tom rush to save the rampaging monster from jumping on couches or getting Space Cooties.......

 

[Ransac]

This proved to be a useless effort, as Spideyzilla promptly eat them and destroyed their house.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

Villinous DarthFerret enters the scene, and beats Oversoul about the neck and knees for already taking up the letter U

 

[Ransac]

With all of this carnage going around, Ransac transforms into Bearsac (the giant Care Bear) to add to the destruction.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Xzylophone sounds sounded as Bearsac used his CareBear Stare to...

 

[Ransac]

..."ytbgyz", which means "fry Spideyzilla" in Bearsacese.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Zero explanations for all of this are all Oversoul can see--"t" was not the last letter on the previous page, nor was there any apparent "t" cue anywhere. Perhaps the real explanation is something more far more sinister, something so terrible that the CPA members couldn't find it only because they would never have thought to look for anything so unimaginably inconceivable as...

 

[Mooseman]

An R, S or T.....

 

[Oversoul]

But these seeming ordinary letters are actually involved in an elaborate conspiracy to...

 

[Mooseman]

Crush the spirit of the CPA and start on a plan for world domination, or.....

 

[Oversoul]

Devour all muffins!

 

[Spiderman]

Eat 'em!

 

[Ransac]

Fiendish deed, there was not more!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[EricBess]

How can we let people get away with just ignoring the alphabet like that?

 

[Mooseman]

Instigate a massive volley of muffins at Oversoul to envelope him in muffin tops and stems

 

[Ransac]

Giant midgets run in and utterly destroy EricBess for his alphabetical failure.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Jackalopes surround the CPA and stun them all with their operatic rendition of the Alphabet song....

 

[EricBess]

Khaos reignz az everyone starts changing the speling of wordz do to the lak uv consistensi.

 

[Ransac]

"Largo al Factotum" is the only thing Ransac can sing that will subdue the off-key singing of the Jackalopes.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Maybe sanity could be restored with the power of music...