a bit of SOLAR stuff I found(Humour)

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theorgg

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as most of Ya'll know, I somtimes praticipate in a LARP called SOLAR(solarinc.org). I was just taking a look at one of the sites linked to and I think ya'll can appriciate most of this humour w/o knowing much about the game.

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Brian at the Dragon-Con SOLAR booth, pointing to his Coyote-head loin-cloth: "Don't hit the puppy ..."
Strange woman: "HOW CUTE!!" *begins petting the loin cloth*
Brian: "Excuse me, ma'am ... That's my groin you are petting."

Death: "Do you want to hear a joke?"
PC #1, shrugs: "Ok."
Death: "Knock, knock."
PC #1: "Who's there?"
Death, hitting the PC with a packet: "DEATH!"
PC #1 (obviously desecrated): "Umm... I don't get it."
*Death looks puzzled, then tries the joke on PC #2. PC #2 falls to the ground.*
PC #1: "Hey, that IS funny!"

Aranon: "How many Wolves does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Dais: "What's a light bulb?"
Aranon: "A lantern."
Dais: "Why would you want to screw in a lantern? It's awfully small in there!"
Aranon: "Obviously you haven't met my mother."
Dais: "From what I hear I'm the ONLY one who hasn't!"
*Aranon breaks down in laughter*

Mandis: "Run! RUN! They animated the Rose Knights!"
Sallah: "But Sir Lars said he'd kill us if we ran ..."
Mandis: "HE'S KILLING US NOW!"

"So, what do undead turtles look like?"
-- Kelley Miller/Calesta and Dawn Zarimba/Aurora when killed and animated as ordinary turtles

Sir Blake: "Drax! Get your skeletal finger out of my ear!"
Drax: "My bad."

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then again, mabe not...
 
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Phyrexian Pie-Eater

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Mommy, make the big scary 4 armed giant thing go away. He scares me with his senseless ramblings.
 
Ed Sullivan

Ed Sullivan

CPA Founder, Web Guy
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LOL.

Lemme just give you some more info on a LARP, from what Orgg has told me in the past.

It stands for Live Action Role Playing. The PCs (Player Characters) go out into a specified area and physically act out an RPG "module", in full gear (see site Orgg provided). So you don't actually kill each other a la the old D&D stories, you use packets to represent spells and such. For example, you'd mumble your spell's saying, do the dance, and then throw the packet at someone. If you hit, then the spell hit and it did damage. (The Death joke should make sense now)
 
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Phyrexian Pie-Eater

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Still makes absofricken NO sense. it seems like mindless jabbering. well, not so much mindless, as pointless. J/K orgg.
 
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Duel

Guest
Hey, you spelled "humor" like "humour"! You must be from canada too! Cool!
 
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theorgg

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actually, I read WAY too much british humour. Terry Pratchett, mostly.
 
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Almindhra

Guest
I spell it like that too...And colour...But the spell checks in the writing software don't like that
 
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