1001 (or more) Reasons why Dwarven Pony is the Greatest Card in all Magic!

[Budget Player Cadet]

83 It will kill a krosan cloudscraper and live! (with a little help from humble)

 

[train]

84 Dwarven ruins are what come out of it…
85 How else do you think Balthor became defiled?!...
86 This is where the Bomb Squad gets it's ammunition…
87 and the mine layer…
88 The blastminer too…
89 The dwarven Armorer needs someone to talk to while working…
90 so does the swordsmith…
91 and the weaponsmith….
92 Losing his horse mad the Dwarf Beserker…
93 It can carry the Dawrven Driller's tools…
94 As well as the miner's
95 and the pardic miner's…
96 and the demolition team's…
97 It makes a noise called the Dwarven Grunt…
98 Dwarven Lieutenants need something to make them taller than other dwarves…
99 The Dwarven Nomad needs companions too…
100 What else would the Dwarven Patrol ride?
101 It's height attracts others for the dwarven recruiter…
102 Dwarven soldiers need something to hide behind…
103 The strike force uses pony manure for camoflauge...
104 Pony is easier to say than Thaumaturgist…
105 Traders need transport…
106 It's not enslaved…
107 but it's not really liberated either…
108 It's hooves striking rock provide the mage with his sparks…
109 It can kick you harder than a whipkeeper…
110 How else can the sea clan tow their boat?
111 It knows where to find vigilantes…
112 Even the warriors admire it's height
113 it sleeps in the dwarven hold…

 

[DarthFerret]

114. It is running on the Independents Ticket.

 

[Budget Player Cadet]

115. Strictly better than savanna lions
116. Strictly better than white
117. Strictly better than the power nine
118. Strictly better than YawgWin.

 

[Killer Joe]

119. The card is inately Democrat. Dwarves are short, Hillary is short, see!?

 

[Ransac]

120: The pony is bi-partisan, though leans to the Conservative end (it is a RED creature).
121: HOWEVER, if it was Democratic, it would vote for Obama.
122: It takes a dump on Hillary's front lawn every morning as a declaration of war against her.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Budget Player Cadet]

123: It doesn't shamelessly rip off Ransac's threads.

 

[DarthFerret]

124: It does not advocate change.
125: It does not believe in the future
126: It does not yell and scream into microphones

 

[Mooseman]

127. The pony is not to big for GW to ride it over to Hillary's house to take a dump.....
128. It is not a WMD..... but it is to be feared.....

 

[Ransac]

128. It is not a WMD..... but it is to be feared.....

Best reason so far.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Budget Player Cadet]

129. It was not a crappy president
130. It stays out of politics
131. Is strictly better than a oinkjob.