Happy Birthday train!
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Budget Player Cadet
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Happy Birthday, Train!
I've already sent the 'the little engine that could' luxury spa package, it should be there any time now!
I've already sent the 'the little engine that could' luxury spa package, it should be there any time now!
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BigBlue
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Whoa... The First "Big" Milestone... I'm about to reach the second one later this year...
Have an awesome Birthday - and don't smoke too much coat today.
Have an awesome Birthday - and don't smoke too much coat today.
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rokapoke
Guest
Happy birthday!
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Budget Player Cadet
Guest
Dude, it's his birthday, not 'insult train day'!Ransac said:
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EricBess
Guest
There's a difference? Oh right, I remember, 'insult train day' is every day. The birthday thing only happens once a year.Budget Player Cadet said:
So get yourself back in here and start posting again you lazy butt. I'm still around, you certainly aren't allowed to slack off...
Killer Joe
New member
Didn't I already wish you a Happy Birthday last year? 
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train
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*ahem... (clears throat...)
Hear ye! Hear ye!...
'Tis that time of year to remember everything that makes thy world go round...
First - to the donuts... for they really make things grow round...
and to the little people...
and the littler people...
and to all those that continue to dance with their poles... in private or public...
and to those that play blue... I thought you would have received all the poison letters by now...
and to those that don't play blu... praised be thy name... in the presence of quarum trench gnomes... and boils...
and to those that believe that Coat can unite us all and make us one... minus the blue players...
and to those that dwell in the land of the CPA... no, not bean counters anon... our CPA...
and to those who believe in the second coming of the almighty Garfield...
and to those who have never earned pro points... I more than feel you... well kind of...
and to those who believe net decks and pro-tour winning decks are over-rated...
and to those who understand all-alpha or no alpha...
and to those with Giant Chaos Orbs...
and to those named Ransac that wear pants 20 sizes too small when dancing around brass poles...
and to those named Killer Joe, for bringing more young minds towards the light...
and to those named EricBess, for bringing upper deck to an upper level...
and to those named Budget Player Cadet - if you ever lose your enthusiasm, I'll know where to find it...
and to those named Mooseman, odd I have many life-like things of you on the wall...
and to those named Turgy22 and rokapoke - you're on your way youngins... to the land of the 30+...
and to those namd BigBlue, if only Blue wasn't in thy name, there'd be more Coat for ye...
and to the one named Spiderman... oh webbed one... you ever try making the web formula a little sweeter... that way people could eat their way out and enjoy themselves... kindof kinky no?!...
and to all the ones I've loved before...
and to the count... I've made it to thirty... and didn't have to remain on Sesame Street...
and to the Mr. Rogers... I no longer fit in the sweater buddy... quit asking if I am wearing it and breathing heavy...
and to the creators of shrimpfest... such a great feast...
and to the paparazzi...
and to Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and Disney Channel - what babysitters thou art...
and to my four horses... well ok... a bull mastiff, english mastiff, great dane and basset hound...
to my wonderful wife...
to those that don't know how to properly cover-up with hospital gowns...
to those that think elvish rangers are hot... I'll go with either version... hah!...
to those that remember the fifth edition stone giant... what a woman...
to those that play unglued...
to those that play unhinged...
to those that are handicapped in drafts...
to those that are associates in coat dealing...
to those that are Magic Fanatics everywhere... except blue players...
Have a Happy Train's Birthday!!!...
Oh - and thank you all for posting...
Hear ye! Hear ye!...
'Tis that time of year to remember everything that makes thy world go round...
First - to the donuts... for they really make things grow round...
and to the little people...
and the littler people...
and to all those that continue to dance with their poles... in private or public...
and to those that play blue... I thought you would have received all the poison letters by now...
and to those that don't play blu... praised be thy name... in the presence of quarum trench gnomes... and boils...
and to those that believe that Coat can unite us all and make us one... minus the blue players...
and to those that dwell in the land of the CPA... no, not bean counters anon... our CPA...
and to those who believe in the second coming of the almighty Garfield...
and to those who have never earned pro points... I more than feel you... well kind of...
and to those who believe net decks and pro-tour winning decks are over-rated...
and to those who understand all-alpha or no alpha...
and to those with Giant Chaos Orbs...
and to those named Ransac that wear pants 20 sizes too small when dancing around brass poles...
and to those named Killer Joe, for bringing more young minds towards the light...
and to those named EricBess, for bringing upper deck to an upper level...
and to those named Budget Player Cadet - if you ever lose your enthusiasm, I'll know where to find it...
and to those named Mooseman, odd I have many life-like things of you on the wall...
and to those named Turgy22 and rokapoke - you're on your way youngins... to the land of the 30+...
and to those namd BigBlue, if only Blue wasn't in thy name, there'd be more Coat for ye...
and to the one named Spiderman... oh webbed one... you ever try making the web formula a little sweeter... that way people could eat their way out and enjoy themselves... kindof kinky no?!...
and to all the ones I've loved before...
and to the count... I've made it to thirty... and didn't have to remain on Sesame Street...
and to the Mr. Rogers... I no longer fit in the sweater buddy... quit asking if I am wearing it and breathing heavy...
and to the creators of shrimpfest... such a great feast...
and to the paparazzi...
and to Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and Disney Channel - what babysitters thou art...
and to my four horses... well ok... a bull mastiff, english mastiff, great dane and basset hound...
to my wonderful wife...
to those that don't know how to properly cover-up with hospital gowns...
to those that think elvish rangers are hot... I'll go with either version... hah!...
to those that remember the fifth edition stone giant... what a woman...
to those that play unglued...
to those that play unhinged...
to those that are handicapped in drafts...
to those that are associates in coat dealing...
to those that are Magic Fanatics everywhere... except blue players...
Have a Happy Train's Birthday!!!...
Oh - and thank you all for posting...
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DarthFerret
Guest
Happy Belated....but hey, at least I posted ...
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Budget Player Cadet
Guest
Okay, the birthday is over, back to 'insult train day(s)'!EricBess said:
Get up off your oink! You stink like a skunk and etc....
Wow... insult train day is way more fun than train's birthday!
For everyone's information, I have, within the last few hours, drunk way more sugared drinks than I should of, so I am a bit hyper...