more like:
Priest of Zeus 1R
T, flip a coin: if flip is in your favor, deal 3 damage to any target, otherwise, flip another coin. If you win the second flip, priest of zeus takes 3 damage; if you loose, opponant may deal 3 damage to any target.
Zeus is a picky bugger, and he don't like being disturbed He also has a sence of humour and irony(like discworld's death)
Priest of Hera 1G
T, fip coin: if you win, target creature gets +3/+3 untill end of turn, otherwise, flip another coin. If you loose, a creature of the opponant's choice gets +3/+3 and you sacrifice <this>
Hera is the goddess of jelocy(sp?) and thwarts zues any time possible
Priestess of Athena 1U
T, flip coin: win-draw 3 cards, otherwise, opponant might draw three and you sacrifice <this>.
Yep, the goddess of wisdom. not broken, either, I don't think.
rite of Hades 1B
flip two coins. If you win both flips, bury two target creatures. If you win one flip, sac all creatures you control. If you win no flips, tap the creature of your opponant's choice and place up to two creatures from your gravyard into play.
I don't think he HAD any worshipers, and he's a grouchy son of a b*@#.
Priestess of Venus(pronounce Way-noose) 1W
T flip a coin: win-target player may not attack this turn.
she's kind and lovly. she wouldn't double cross anyone
Edict of Mars(same as total war except ALL CREATURES MUST ATTACK. WALLS INCLUDED, or there buried.(enchant world)
Vesta's pure
skip the attack phase(enchant world)