Oversoul crouches on the roof, spying down on the CPA'ers through a skylight. Behind him stand three henchmen carrying assorted boxes and equipment.
Oversoul: Now one very important detail: in order to make a grand entrance, it is vital to have an audience. It also helps if no one else spoils it by entering after you. With that in mind, we can't initiate this until we're absolutely sure that everyone else has already entered the building. You have the list?
Henchman 1: Yeah, right here.
Oversoul: Let's see--cookies, eggs, mixed nuts, cookies, vegetables, oranges, cookies, grapes, pastrami, cereal, cookies, milk, cook--this is not the list.
Henchman 2: It looks like a list to me.
Oversoul: It's my old grocery list. You're an idiot.
Henchman 2: Well, what list did you want?
Oversoul: Nevermind, I'll find it myself.
Oversoul digs through the boxes aggressively, but finds nothing of interest. He gives up.
Oversoul: Okay, we'll worry about that later.
Henchman 1: Hmm?
Oversoul: Nevermind. Who has the fireworks?
Henchman 1: Right here.
Oversoul: Where?
Henchman 1: What?
Henchman 2: Who?
Oversoul: Huh?
Henchman 2: Exactly!
Oversoul: Shut up.
Cursing liberally, Oversoul rummages through the boxes again, but returns to the skylight empy-handed.
Henchman 3: What is he doing?
Henchman 2: He was looking for fireworks?
Henchman 3: Where?
Henchman 1: Right here.
Henchman 3: Why would he do that?
Oversoul: Because I need fireworks to make a proper entrance. It's not that hard to grasp. Okay, if no one can find the fireworks, where's the music?
Henchman 1: Right here.
Oversoul: Why do you keep saying that?
Henchman 1: But I have the music right here holds up cassette labeled "Entrance Music."
Oversoul: Give me that. You don't happen to know where the fireworks are now, do you?
Henchman 1: Right here.
Oversoul: No, they are not. I can see rather clearly that you have no fireworks on your person, excepting some small devices which may or may not be in your pockets. If you say "right here" again, I will throw you off the roof of this building.
Henchman 2: Right here.
Oversoul: That's it. I can't put up with you. I'm calling your your boss and getting a refund. Great, now where is my phone?
Henchman 3: I left it next to that list thing.
Oversoul: What? And where did you put the list?
Henchman 3: In the box with the fireworks, I think.
Oversoul: And where is that?
Henchman 3: At boss's house.
Oversoul proceeds to let loose a string of explicatives, then lies down on skylight trying to get a good view.
Oversoul: Well, I think Ransac is down there. Maybe I can sneak in and ask him to let me in before everyone arrives. They'd see me though. I should send one of you down there to get him. Oh, yep, that's Ransac all right...
Henchman 2: Where?
Henchman 2 steps onto skylight. Oversoul realizes too late what is happening. The skylight cracks and Oversoul falls right through, landing directly on the bar.
