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Article Name |
Author |
Date |
Real Money, Fake Cards: Sticking it to The Man |
Eric Turgeon |
March 21, 2006 |
"Never buy more products from the online store!" |
Mental Note: I Smell Poop |
Eric Turgeon |
March 13, 2006 |
"You drafted four Withstands and you put them all in your deck?" |
20-Point Fireball: Casual Players Suck! |
Eric Turgeon |
March 7, 2006 |
"this column is dedicated to making fun of the people who are truly ruining the game of Magic: the casual players." |
Road to Nowhere: Wrong Turns |
Eric Turgeon |
February 28, 2006 |
"People really hate Telepathy much more than they hate losing to combo decks." |
Gettin' Some: My Guide to Pleasing Your Woman |
Eric Turgeon |
February 21, 2006 |
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Pet Decks: Tapping Tims |
Eric Turgeon |
February 14, 2006 |
"Playing a Psychic Venom on my opponent's only land on the second turn of the game speeds the game up insanely in my favor" |
Lessons From The Field |
David James Bruce |
February 10, 2006 |
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20-Point Fireball: Guildpact Edition |
Eric Turgeon |
February 6, 2006 |
"One mind game that does not work, however, it playing one of the common "karoo" lands from Ravnica, bouncing a basic land to your hand and then keeping that basic land as the only card in your hand to" |
My Completely Unoriginal Guildpact Set Review |
Eric Turgeon |
January 30, 2006 |
"Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up" |
Mental Note: I'm Going to Hell |
Eric Turgeon |
January 24, 2006 |
"Fear the beard." |
"The (Casual) Deck," Part One |
David James Bruce |
January 19, 2006 |
"Let me be completely frank in that I, even being a working adult, find nothing casual about spending more than 5.00 USD on any given slip of cardboard, regardless of effect or art." |
The Noob Game |
Eric Turgeon |
January 19, 2006 |
"I played once, thinking that Moxes were just lands that were artifacts and that a Black Lotus was nothing special." |
A Casual Division of Unity |
Eric Turgeon |
January 17, 2006 |
"Maybe he's trying to make me look smart and trying to help me gain favor amongst the greater CPA community." |
The Road to Tourneyland: Casual Draft Night at BSG |
Mark Ortego |
January 12, 2006 |
"" |
Defining Casual |
Eric Turgeon |
January 9, 2006 |
"Casual Magic is letting my wife open up my booster packs, because she likes the art and flavor text." |
20-Point Fireball: 2005 End of Year Burnout |
Eric Turgeon |
December 30, 2005 |
"The WotC headquarters should have a giant vault filled with Volcanic Hammers that R&D members can go swimming in." |
The Road to Tourneyland: 2005 Year End MML Report |
Mark Ortego |
December 28, 2005 |
"So he starts to untap all of his land then re-taps them for the "optimum" use." |
Stinking It Up a Notch: A Ravnican Christmas |
Eric Turgeon |
December 27, 2005 |
"Money Rare Alert! Dark Confidant, baby!" |
Road to Nowhere: Winning in Good Company |
Eric Turgeon |
December 19, 2005 |
"...sometimes having quality opponents who are enjoyable to talk to can make the outcome irrelevant." |
Mental Note: I Suck at Drafting |
Eric Turgeon |
December 12, 2005 |
"Dave's directions were good, but they weren't idiot-proof. He clearly didn't know what he was up against." |
20-Point Fireball (TM): Very Bad Edition (TM) |
Eric Turgeon |
December 5, 2005 |
"When I looked up "football field" on Google images, the fourth most popular item was a woman wearing a thong. Someone please explain this to me." |
Thanks for the Worms! |
Eric Turgeon |
November 28, 2005 |
"It makes me think of the inside of someone's stomach" |
One of a Kind: Booby Trap |
Eric Turgeon |
November 21, 2005 |
"A foil rare that lasted until the fifth pick!" |
Good Fun, Yeah! - My Guide to Online Etiquette |
Eric Turgeon |
November 14, 2005 |
"Much like your love life, your game of Magic will eventually come to an end" |
20-Point Fireball #3: Wrath of the Dragon God |
Eric Turgeon |
November 7, 2005 |
"Why hasn't HOUTS complained about any of my articles yet?" |