Who Wants To Pretend To Be A Millionaire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I'm just bringing back lot's of oldies today, aren't I? But, instead of requesting that people sign up ahead of time, I'm just going to do what I originally started with: everyone who wants to jump in, jump in.


First question: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter X. Is it......:

A: A Xylophone
B: A Washing Machine
C: My missing Q-Tip
D: A jar of almonds


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
it's the Tarpaulin, or the fifty-seventh.

PSYCH!!!!!

it's the jar of almonds, but with a footnote of *a giraffe has been replaced
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
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Word informs me that "profilepmemailInsert" is not a word. Screw them.

D

Ajar of Almonds, the nut door stood and waited, sadness in her heart. When would that stupid squirrel realize she was hitting on him?
As soon as he got out of her pants, she quickly realized. The flames grew -

OOPS, I shouldn't be posting that here.
 
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train

Guest
(Moments before the squirrel exited her pants...)
Squirrel - "This is some dense bush, time to clear the forest of overgrowth... Where's my matches??..."

:p
 
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train

Guest
Well since, as Mary Poppins would say, Super-cali-fragilistic-xpy-ali-docious, has only one D in it we'll say


D!!!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer, obviously, is D: A jar of Almonds.



Question 2: Why did the weasel do it?
A: Profit
B: Sex
C: Education
D: To lift the curse of the dreaded lionestic garbong, allowing him to reproduce with daffodils.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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train

Guest
E - all of the above...

To Profit from very Sexual Education, specifically Geography of the Opposite Sex's Body 101, in order to lift the curse of the dreaded lionestic garbong, allowing him to reproduce with daffodils.:p
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
If I told you, i'd have to show you a chart. It's difficult to explain.

Now, given that it was a weasel, I would say it found out the secret to eternal gas, made itself a balloon, and circumnavigated the earth, but I know that's not true because I saw the television just yesterday.
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
I'd like to phone an enemy...

*phone rings*

Hello?

Hi! It's the Chaos Turtle! I'm playing this game--

Burn in Hell! *clik*

...

Ah, well then.

Perhaps the audience could be of some assistance?
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
Definitely A. Those damn weasels don't care about anything but the cash.
 
Ferret

Ferret

Moderator
Staff member
Weasel POV:

We only like money because it helps us get more things...

-Ferret

"...of course, most of the time we just take the things we need :)"
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
The answer is obviously D. The weasels must mate with the daffodils because there is no other way to make sure that the Weasel King of Flowers is born so they can take over the world. I cannot believe that none of you guys knew this.

(- Steve -)
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
Q! the answer is always Q(the most misunderstood of all letters).
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
How do you think the King Biscuit Flower Hour got so good?
Weasels are big daffodil pimpin'!
So of course, I say A.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The answer is C.


Question 3: What is brown and sticky, but not a stick?
A. Caramel
B. Molasses
C. Pink Cotton Candy
D. Poop :D


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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