A mysterious cloaked figure enters the forums

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Volraths_bane

Guest
Welcome

I am Volrath's Bane...you may recognize the name from MTGnews.com. Then again you may not...either way I am here.

I have the same name on both sites...because i like it...or because I have no imagination. You be the judge.

Also..beware the Bed Pan!!!!!!!!!!

HI!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Welcome!


Okay, enough small talk. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the hot sulfur massage room. Also, here are your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
Now where is that Jacuzzi?

Dang...I already read all this Migdet porn...MOM!
 
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Mundungu

Guest
Welcome.

No I do not have a 6 fingered hand.

Princess'bride RULEZ
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
"Hello, My name is Indingo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"Hello, My name is Indingo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
"Hellm, My name is Indingo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"Hello, My name is Indingo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"Stop saying that!"
"Promise me power."
"Yes."
"Promise me Money."
"All I have and more."
"Offer me give anything I want."
"Anything"
"Give me back my father you son of a b***h!"
 
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Prince RXI

Guest
hi, welcome, and watch out for the sane people trying to be insane, they stink at it. Me? I'm one of the few truely insane people here. So, you need to fear me.





Prince RXI, MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Hmm, insane, huh?


*Ransac takes out a balloon animal and starts hitting it with a fly swatter.*



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Ephrils

Guest
Welcome to the board Volrath's bane! :)

So where's this mysterious cloaked person that came in with you? :p
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
It was me. I dressed up as a cigarette vending from New Dehli and a large, black tarp came out of no where and covered me. Then, Volrath's Bane picked me up and enter the CPA with me. What a loon.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
Youz guyz iz nutz

Dementia is looking a lot more sane now.

Cutter: No

Ransac..give me back my cloak dammit!

Beware the Bed Pan!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Ephrils

Guest
Originally posted by Ransac
It was me. I dressed up as a cigarette vending from New Dehli and a large, black tarp came out of no where and covered me. Then, Volrath's Bane picked me up and enter the CPA with me. What a loon.
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Ok, thanks for clearing that up :) I thought I just imagined that other person.
 
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Nifallor Ruler of Kairon

Guest
::Juggles Bed Pan, and 2 cloaks::

"I like to juggle"

::Does NOT drop a cloak::

"Eh..."

::picks up Cloak and juggles on::
 
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linsivvi

Guest
ello, i am linsivvi, i am one of those people that just tipped over the fine line between sanity and...well....not. Its rather fun i must say. If you murder someone and you are sane, you get the chair, if you murder someone and you are insane, you get 2 years in a rehab center, a nice fine, and thats about it. Not that i am going to kill anyone, its just, one of the nice thigns about being insane.
 
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Volraths_bane

Guest
Nice to see you guys are having Fun without me :) !

btw...I would like to claim Victory over Nameilus in the Battle Arena Tournament!!!!!!

Who da man.....probably not me anyway but still....who da man
 
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